Recipe For An Army Wife

I read this in an Army National Guard magazine recently and thought it was so cute! I had to share it...

• 1.5 cups of patience
• 1lb. of adaptability
• 3/4 cup of tolerance
• 1 tsp. courage
• A dash of adventure

Combine above ingredients. Add two tablespoons of elbow grease. Let sit alone for one year. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday. Season with a lot of international spices. Bake for 20 years or longer, until done. Serve with pride!